July 2012
videohall:
Dog eats traffic
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muurmur replied to your post: i had a dream where my school’s assistant…
owh lordy.
and it was only half a banana
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i had a dream where my school’s assistant principal gave me a banana and i ate it and later today i started thinking what it could’ve meant and i was like woah nonononoo that’s never gonna happen
“oh you know, i sucked a dick or two was a hard-working student”
joshdevines:
you know what i don’t get?
relationships
literally
windows98:
windows98:
TORTELLINI?!?1!
OMFG
furbysex:
how to tell if im dead
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jakefromstate-farm:
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
watchingcuriously replied to your post: after pouring some milk in my cereal i noticed the…
MIlk can be good for up to a week after the date on the carton, depending on how well you store it and where you bought it.
yeah it was like opened today which probably means it hasn’t gone bad, it wasn’t even lumpy or anything. but two days is where i draw the line whether or not it...
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after pouring some milk in my cereal i noticed the best before date of the milk was four days ago. definitely not eating those
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Just that boost of happiness you need.
there’s a massive thunderstorm raging outside and it’s like a fucking party there with strobelights and it’s kinda scary
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portkey:
very important video please watch
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
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“updated 18 hours ago”
are u ok??
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well fuck im gonna kms the first time it expired because of that i’m sorry dave thing i posted and i had to wait 15 mins to try again and when i finally got to try again i forgot about it and it expired again and it’s only 9 in the morning im so frickin done
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shavingryansprivates:
i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS
this might seem lame on video but i almost shat my pants because it was like the loudest sound ever