June 2012
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
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those moments when you’re listening to music and you hear a sound as if someone called your name but it’s just the song
whenjewishuponastar:
hey nice groceries whered you get them the grocery store
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omg i just realized i was supposed to take the dog for a walk like 4 hours ago whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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vulpvibe:
i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
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mom asked if i have friends coming over because i had showered
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markthestudent said: If this was me, my self-conscience would say: “Hahahaha, aw. you thought you had someone in bed with you.. that won’t happen. #foreveralone”
#same #4everalone2gether
thatsoratchet:
I eat whatever I want and I’m still skinny #blessed
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
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aww shit son guess who just got brought a hamburger
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this one time my little brother had two friends over and the other one went to the bathroom and after he had come out i went to check the bathroom and i found this in the sink
haave-you-met-ted:
just a massive shout out to pringles who give you a good 95% chip to air ratio in their packets
addictedtoprogress:
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
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ma faveorit cloors r PPURLE n TOQSIUURE
killthehypocrates:
growkit11:
sweet-bitsy:
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dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
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mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
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it’s 7:15 am hahah what and i just got scared by my own foot i thought it was someone else’s for a sec
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i mean he could fart on me any day though ‘cause hot damn that lady should’ve been flattered
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im-a-prisoner-ofthe-internet:
my dad is a motherfucker
so is yours
and everyones
groundchele:
why do pretty people use the internet liKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO PLACES IN LIFE WHY ARE YOU HERE SWEETHEART
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Watch
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omg some random man just opened my room’s door and he was like hey im a repossessor and i came to check this house and i was like oh lord jesus even though he had like a beer can in his hand and it’s like late in the evening so then he was like not really i just came to see how great your house looks and apparently he’s like mom’s friend or smth but i still don’t know...
kwieta:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity
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i was home alone for a couple of hours without even knowing it
