May 2012
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the essay im writing is going to be so funny omg i love myself
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snoopdong:
yugoslavic:
a movie about flying spiders in 3D
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wow okay so the first thing mom said when she came home was that i need to clean up my room and the wardrobe in order to get to go to tallinn this summer. i was just like bitch please
i would’ve done all that eventually without you having to blackmail me
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when my text post gets at least one note
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If you listen to LMFAO, I'm afraid we can't be...
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don’t you just love people’s reactions when they open the bathroom door without knowing you’re in there just poopin’
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what even is that “sir philip sidney is not amused” thing? it’s like, neither am i ‘cause it’s not funny at all wow congrats to whoever created that piece of shit
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basically if you’re a whore then adding me as a friend on facebook should be at the bottom of your to-do list
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
teapayne:
Takes a picture I like of myself
Looks at it for an hour
Hates it
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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Watch
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you can’t tell me to keep my hands off your man if he starts talking to me first okay gurl
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drunkblogging:
2 servings? i think u mean 1
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“why did you throw your pizza in the trash?!” wow idk maybe because i saw jesus’ face on it and freaked out? like, what do you think?
basedgosh:
shia laboeuf shia lepoulet shia lejambon shia lepoisson
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okay so i logged on facebook and i had one friend request and turns out it’s from my ex’s ex. like, the one who he had before me WHAT’S GOING ON asjdhalkdslasd no just no
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my mom has this really cool skill of being able to make pizza look and taste bad
kanyewesticle:
me and my laptop are pretty much like this you feel me
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
wow i don’t think i’ve ever felt this embarrassed in my whole life
thank god that was the last time i’ll ever have to swim
unicornwhores:
…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
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justtouchedawkwardly replied to your post: we’re going swimming in p.e. tomorrow and im a bad…
swim like you’ve never swam before! No. wait. swim like you have swam before. shit I’m confused.
hahah i can see that you’re confused on my dash! i’d go for the first one. swim like you’ve never swam before! (how inspiring!) im supposed to swim 200 meters so i’d better swim...
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we’re going swimming in p.e. tomorrow and im a bad swimmer
snarg:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
allenfuckingbishopman:
i take you to the candy shop. i’ll let you lick the lollipop. only if you pay for it first. because this is a respectable place of business, and it would be stealing otherwise.
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i would really like to know if im the most “famous” blogger in my school… because then i could act like im the shit even though no one likes me u feel me
snoopdong:
Where will LMFAO be 40 years from now?
In a party rocking chair
i just watched this weird music video where there was a house full of young women making out with their wrists/hands and windows… could’ve been some behind the scenes footage of antm for all i know. i mean, you’d be horny too if you had to live in a house without men for a long time
shaving23spiders:
methroid:
paula deen’s favorite pokemon is butterfree
why would she like something if it’s butter free
sexualfavours:
europe: eurovision
everyone else: bananas
