December 2010
"A frustrated fur seal tried to rape a penguin"
why do u make a piece of news of it xD
oh god i was eating candy and my mouth was open and spit flew out of my mouth omg xDD u know. im a poisonous snake y’all
didn't use the computer at all yesterday
because i spent nearly the whole day with my bf ;D and we planned on going shopping tomorrow cause it’s our 2 month anniversary (yayy lol) but i haven’t talked to mom about it yet so yeah… and i don’t feel like talking to her rn but i guess i have to. idk if she allows me to go, though. but i bet she’s just pleased that i do smth else than sit in front of my laptop...
everyone is talking about the new login page..
watchmelove:
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
only two days of school left
yayy xD can’t wait for christmas omg, im gonna get shitty presents though im so sure about that :’D and it’s unfair that someone’s christmas break has already started and it’s like 3 weeks long and mine isn’t even 2 weeks?! D: yeah so happy freaking holidays y’all
ahhh i love this gif <3
the reason why i hate padded clothes
this happened like 5 years ago or smth? it was a very cold evening and i was on my way to my school’s christmas whatever festival it is, and ofc i was wearing a padded jacket and all so i wouldn’t be cold. I was almost at school, i passed this little kid and his/hers (i don’t remember xD) mom and the kid said “look, santa claus!” and the mom was like “yeah, what...
Best of "Invisible" Cat
the most disgusting creature in the whole universe...
WHY, OH WHY?! i should’ve put my stuff on the table next to me so he could’nt have come sit there but i didn’t and now i have to suffer for the next two months every mon, wed and fri ;________;
finally found a christmas gift for my bf
i think it’s nice and he likes photography so it’s a good gift imo :P a camera pendant necklace for my little paparazzi hahah <3
and the day is saved
omg tumblr is working again xDD i almost had a fight with my bf but we sorted it out. phew :’D now i can go sleep in a good mood hahah all’s well that ends well <3
im a malnourished bitch, baby
always make sure u eat much enough cause this headache and feeling like throwing up aren’t nice :s
gonna go to my bf's house today~
omg can’t wait :PP and he’s home alone hehheh ;D
OGC
Rotate your head 90° counter clockwise and you’ll see a Man masturbating. “O” is ones head, “G” represents his body and penis with hand, and “C” is legs
oh u nasty xD hahaha what kind of person comes up with something like that omg wut always learning something new on wikipedia
im having a 4 day long weekend bahahaa
i didn’t have school yesterday and today i overslept and didn’t bother to go to school anymore xDD so, fuck yeah! hahah
edit: omg i just realised that monday is the independence day so im having a freaking 5 day long weekend :o <3
